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typac:

corinthiancondoms:

typac:

instead of crying when i was born i said swag 38 times in a row

Instead of crying when I was born I was blue and not breathing

um

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hannahpooper:

how the fuck does sexting even start like “haha ok that’s cool but let’s talk about my dick now”

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sexhaver:

things i wish i could say irl:

  • ???????? ???? ? ???
  • !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  • u ok (this is not the same as “you okay?”)
  • that cover of “what makes you beautiful” done entirely in laughs

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shavingryansprivates:

zarrywho:

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oh

IM SO SORRY

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